ARTICLES AND REVIEWS

Welcome back! How have your last couple of weeks been? Hopefully better than Vince McMahon's! To recap very quickly- first McMahon was...

Hello and welcome back again! It’s time for some cross-promotional action with AEW and NJPW’s Forbidden Door! It’s fitting that AEW is...

Welcome back! Another week, another show. Originally I was going to use our Maron talk to point out that Hell in a Cell was shaping up to...

Hey everyone! Despite the fact that it's time for the quarterly AEW supershow, it's the rare case where wrestling Twitter seems to still...

Have you recovered from WrestleMania weekend yet? Probably because there's been a ton of wrestling since then, even if we're only now...

It’s finally that time: WrestleMania weekend! In theory, the entire last year of storytelling, or at least the last 2-3 months since the...

Welcome... FINALLY... to the NWA Crockett Cup! It's been three long (oh so fucking long) years since the last Crockett Cup back in 2019,...

Holy shit Tony Khan bought Ring of Honor! I mean, it wasn't as jaw dropping as Shane McMahon* showing up on WCW Nitro (but really, what...

Welcome back! We're fully on the Road to WrestleMania (tm) which means it's time for the Elimination Chamber, now brought to you by Saudi...

It's time for the Royal Rumble! As I've said before, it's the happiest time of year because the Rumbles are far more exciting than...

Christmas ends when Tim says it ends! See what happens when someone spends a month watching Hallmark movies.

Happy new year's eve! Or day! Or Thursday! Whenever you accidentally read this! I was going to try to write up a full preview for both...

If you love Christmas and hate late-stage capitalism then we have just the movie for you.

Hello! I’m sure you were expecting an NXT picture and heading up there, especially with WarGames this weekend. Well, NXT 2.0 hasn’t hit...

Quixotronic's Hallmark Movie watch-alongs return with Hallmark's ace, Candance Cameron Bure.

After a great AEW show last week that saw everyone's hero, the anxious millennial cowboy, the Hangman Adam Page live up to his potential...

After skipping WWE Blood Money Crown Jewel, we're back with AEW Full Gear 2021! Of course, while we were gone, WWE decided that after a...

So... it's been a month in wrestling, hasn't it? While we didn't get around to previewing and fantasy booking AEW All Out 2021, we were...

It's time for the Hottest Show of the Summer! The Coolest Show of the Summer? Shows because we get a Takeover also? A Takeover that's...

This is the time I'd normally enlighten you with a bunch of Money in the Bank stats, like how there's been 24 Money in the Bank ladder...

Hello! Did you all see the Milwaukee Bucks win game 7 of the Eastern Conference semi-finals? Because the Quixo offices sure did! It was...

It's Takeover time! As we've mentioned before, NXT Takeover's are the Quixo offices' favorite shows because they knock it out of the park...

Hey, we actually got around to making a new AEW preview! Going back and seeing what we actually wrote, it looks like we’re averaging...

And we're back! WrestleMania is in the rearview mirror and it's time to start a new season and build to WrestleMania 38. What's the best...

Hello! Are you tired of all the wrestling in one week yet? Well tough shit, there's even more wrestling coming at you with a...

I know this kind of happens most years at this point, but NXT Takeover has a far more enjoyable card than WWE WrestleMania this year,...

We are roughly three weeks away from the Show of Shows™ and so far we have somehow only four booked matches - one of which I would...

It has now been a year since I've been writing Fanboy Wrestletronic - our first preview article was about last year's WWE Elimination...

We're on the Road to WrestleMania™, but while Raw and Smackdown are getting all busy pointing at signs and trying to woo men's Royal...

It's time for the Royal Rumble! Even more than WrestleMania, the Royal Rumble is easily my favorite show of the year. Sure, that should...

It's the final super show of the year for WWE as we make it to WWE TLC, Tables, Ladders, and Chairs (oh my!) where whether we want them...

Discover the joys of Christmas Milkwine and also Manny the dragon.

In a Very Special Hallmark Movie Watch, Tim rediscovers The Christmas Magic®

It’s the best time of the year, everyone - WAR GAMES! It’s that oh so special time of year when large groups of people get so mean to...

Superman loves cats and also Christmas!

Tim discovers a horrible truth in his latest Hallmark Movie Watch. Your world will never be the same.

And then there was Survivor Series, the time of the year when WWE’s brand split “means something” and members of each roster go...

We confront Christmas Sweater bigotry in this very special Hallmark Movie watch.

Tim starts MST3k-ing Hallmark Christmas movies. This one has Winnie Cooper in it.

We interrupt your WWE previews with a special event - an AEW show! It’s time for AEW’s fourth supershow of the year, Full Gear! If...

NOTE: This review originally appeared in print in the August 2020 edition of Drive-In Asylum. In The Devil's Hand (1961, though filmed in...

It’s been a few weeks (finally) since the one-two punch of WWE Clash of (the) Champions and NXT Takeover 31 and now we here at the...

Hoodoo Gurus – “Hung Out to Dry” single – The legendary Australian band has been 3-for-3 on the singles front since reforming after...

Another week, another WWE super show. At least this week it’s an oh-so-special NXT Takeover! The much shorter and much better show that...

Welcome back again! We took a few well deserved weeks off and outright skipped an AEW All Out 2020 preview, so everyone in the office is...

Welcome back! It’s been a month since we last spoke and-- what? It’s been a week? Are you sure? I know every month feels like a decade...

It’s that oh so special time of the summer where WWE loads the charcoal, lights up the grill, and serves us a double helping of sweet...

We’re back with a preview for this weekend’s WWE Extreme Rules 2020. This year’s show is branded as “The Horror Show at Extreme Rules”...

With the baseball season (FINALLY) being right around the corner, we here at Quixotronic got together to have a very serious discussion...

We’re finally back with reviews for both NXT Takeover In Your House and WWE Backlash, the latest two super shows from WWE. Overall the...