Locke is over the super-crazy ninja action.

With WWE SummerSlam 2021 merely two weeks away, it is finally time to show off my often-threatened Quixo-WWE version of the same event....

The most ninja-iest montage there ever was.

This doesn't look too good for Locke! That's a lot of ninjas!

Locke may be in a TOUCH over his head trying to fight hordes of ninjas.

A mysterious villain appears as Locke causes trouble.

Locke goes to the anime shop and other stories.

The next big RL arc begins and it's gonna be SUPER-CRAZY NINJA ACTION!

In the epilogue to Dinner and a Robbery, Locke continues to deal with the fall-out in healthy, mature ways. Or not.

All is explained. Mostly. Plus: karaoke.

I can't even. You just have to read this one.

Here's a random fight scene because it's been a while since someone got punched in this story.

The big score begins! Can Paige and Locke pull it off?

Reckless Life is a "young couple in love" sitcom now. Sorry.

Locke faces his fears at THE DANCE CLUB!

Montage time! Paige and Locke are on a crime spree!

Locke finally gets a hug.

It's the thing where the criminal mastermind narrates the plan over the heist. I love that thing!

Paige and Locke explore romantic underground Seattle.

Meet-cute in Seattle!